Lost with Brad the Lad... in Cornwall!

2 days to go.  Still in the bastud hills.  I can no longer feel my legs.  Nor my bike saddle.  I think I've swallowed it!

We're in a place called Lostwithail at the bottom of a gaggle of baby Garrowbys so today's ride is gonna start immediately with a hard vertical 400ft climb into the hills.  I'm sure you'll hear it when my left knee finally gives way.  

Anyway we're in Cornwall.  The last county.  And to celebrate here first is a video of the best comedian that ever came out of the wild west.  Jethro.  Sadly no longer with us :-(  A small reminder of the man.  You'd never guess it but I like his humour :-)


I'll put up a bit more video of our cycling later today once we arrive in Perranarworthal.  Its only 30 miles away.  I'd like to say its gonna be an easy day but cannot cos of all of the short spiky fecking hills in between!!

Ciao for now...


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