The truth, the whole truth and anything but...
Ha Ha! It looks like I can dictate to this damn machine! Well that’s gonna make entry into the blog a lot easier whilst I’ve got this gammy eye... Last week I went back to the eye clinic for a checkup. Now for the previous three weeks I’ve been suffering with a scratchy and very watery eye. You know, like you’ve got an eyelash permanently stuck somewhere in the soft sensitive bits. No, not there. A couple of days beforehand I decided to have a really careful look to see if I could identify the cause. With my nose pressed up hard against a magnifying mirror I didn't really find anything apart from perhaps a little bit of dried on scum. But wait a minute... whats that? A raised lump on the front of my eye? And something black going into it? Hmmmm.. The Eye Clinic was ultra full so I had a long long wait. My initial eyesight check confirmed that I couldn’t see anything 'cept for the silver wobbly jelly like, er, jelly that's swishing a...