Fat Bloke on a Bike

I don't ever want to be late, as in the late Mr Tyssen.  But I have an excuse for it taking me over 2 years to finalise the John O'Groats to Land's End cycle ride video.  My GOOGLY eyes. Here it is. TADAAA! This is the finalised part 2 video with all my 'why it's late' excuses included.  I apologise to Mark and Alan and David and Brad for it to have taken this long.  And to everyone else who might try to watch it to the end.   Nonetheless if you watched part 1 and enjoyed that then this is probably your long awaited antidote to your withdrawl symptoms.  Don't misunderstand me though: it'll not do a damn thing to help you with your sex life.. May I suggest you put it on about 15 minutes or so before your bedtime cos for sure it'll get you well on your way, (ahem) to sleep.  Yawn! Ciao for now. 

Memories.  Hmmm.   Mine is broken.  How many times have I found myself at the top of the stairs frozen to the spot thinking 'what the hell have I come up here for?' before going downstairs and finding some 5 minutes later that lost memory?  And then later lose the memory again and so forget to go upstairs!  Or carry important things about the house like medical letters or my wallet or phone or car keys and randomly put the feckers down somewhere and immediately forget where I put them!  Especially when I'm in a rush!  I'd apple tag everything if I could including that little clean laundry basket reserved for my never to be found again underwear.  Gahhhh!   I also dream frequently.  I often describe my nights when asleep as my 'other life'.  Some dreams stay with me forever.  As though remembering a moment in time truly lived.  Others just fizzle away.   I wake up most mornings with a clear recollection of the sil...