Keep off the grass!
I've just added the fecking Egyptians to the list of people I fecking hate. Why? First of all, I am happy to tell you that I am back into wearing cycling apparel which I can after many many years again buy from other than 'dare you wear' shops and tent manufacturers. Back in April I had my annual diabetic blood test. Up to this point I had convinced myself, because I have been suffering from self delusions, that with all of the cycling I've been doing I needed lots of carbohydrates to fuel my hobby. Garmin the little fecker would report at the end of a ride that I had burnt up huge amounts of calories at about the rate of 800 kcals every 10 miles of stiff riding or so. So I could eat whatever I wanted couldn't I? This had, somewhat since Christmas, got well out of hand. I had started to rate my rides based on the number of slices of bread I could eat. Saying to myself well that ride was a 'half loafer' or a 'crusty batons' wo...