Fat Bloke on a Bike

Good morning peeps.  Well, whilst the weather is crap I've taken to updating this Blog again with more 'how to' rubbish.   Firstly.  YAY!  I have a solution for Hairy's chocolate problem as noted in my last entry.  Firstly, cut an Always Ultra pad in two crossways and pass one half of it to Hairy.  After giving it a good sniff to see if it was edible or not she initially used it to dab her face like any girl might with a powder puff.  I knew she was thinking what to do with it cos of the effect she had on my eyebrows.  Finally she's figured out how to peel off the paper backing and has now taken to sticking it to the inside of my undershorts just below her chin - like a little bib.  Yay!  She's finally figured it out.  It's in exactly the right place to catch all the inevitable dribbles without interfering with her whiskers when she again gets stuck into the Milk Tray on the next ride out.  Good girl!   Also to follow on f...

I'm now into the final leg of completing the house extension and I'm gobsmacked at the number of small snagging jobs that have still to be done.  Things like screwing down floor boards and repairing holes in the plasterboard walls, both left after the electrician and plumber have been in / under them.  How about correcting stupid floor levelling solutions done by the builder on top of floorboards.  Duh!  Etcetera, etc...  The task list is longer than both arms but at least I've started on it.  This is the final push.  Fix all the snags then get the final wet glossy work done.  Sometime next week I should be able to plan a date with the carpet fitter and then finito!  Yay!  But don't bet yer mortgage on it.... It has been the world's longest project.  If I was married I'd be divorced by now.  There is no way anyone could live like wot I can in an unfinished project with the mess of it all.  So many times I could have done s...