There's nowt as queer as folk!

I'm up off the sofa this morning bent over raging with my purple spitty face pressed up against the TV screen.  Screaming at Kay Burley on SKY News as she sits there all prim, proper and judgemental like calling out the current top story that there was another gathering of folk at 10 Downing street for 'after work drinks' (a bring your own bottle event) which was allegedly attended by the PM in May 2020.  Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!! 

Firstly was it not you Ms Burley who was suspended from work for 6 months after having a party to celebrate your 60th birthday also in 2020?  Yes it was, Yes it was.  Yet you still sit there in your icy ivory and glass studio tower talking about the latest story as though butter would not melt in your mouth.  

Secondly, where did this story come from?  Who has made the allegation?  ITV you all say?

No. No. No that's not the source of it.  Who has made the allegation.  Which warm bodied political none bike riding spineless snake in the grass has decided to stick their head up and make the allegation because last years stories were starting to cool off?  It was time was it to push another bloody big spoon into a politically charged pot and give it a jolly good stir then sit back and watch the media fireworks take the new tale to stratospheric heights.  Then rolling out in front of the camera lots of opinionated people who sadly lost loved ones at the same time.  People who even though they were following the rules to the letter still suffered the pain of losing a relative to COVID infections and so were ripe to react to such an explosive news story?  Oh dear...  That’s just plain cruel before the truth is known…

I've said it before and I'll say it again.  The world is full of idiots.  And clowns.  And influencers.  All jibing and tacking to get to the front and be the first to generate a tsunami of woke reactions that flood all forms of media and society up to the 55th floor.  Voom, Crash, Gurgle, Scream!... went the World yesterday, and today, and will do tomorrow and forever!... Aw, God help me!  Stop! 

Now don't get me wrong.  I very much believe that something probably did happen at Number 10.  You find that unusual do you?  How many folk might you know who similarly and in their own way also ignored the rules and did their own thing in 2020, last year, yesterday even?  Circulating in the shops not wearing masks when infected?  Have private parties?  Private lock in's at pubs?  Going for walks and drives out to test ones eyesight - LOL!  Oh God!  Cummings is back on the bandwagon casting aspersions wide and far about how this and that did happen.  He's another bar steward that needs to take a long lingering look into a mirror before he ever opens his trap again.  

Ok so I accept that there were and will be folk out there who will never follow the rules because they are idiots.  Including the PM.  There’s nothing special about PM's.  Or Parliamentarians.  They're idiots.  Only in the post because they’re some other idiots favourite for the job.  There's no real right person for the job selection process so it is a surprise that idiots that generally circulate in society also make it into Government?  Pretty obvious really.  And once you understand that this is the case then how can anyone be surprised by the actions of those at the top.  Labour, Liberals, SNP etc.  They're all full of idiots too.  Put them under the microscope and let's see what we can find there too eh?  No no no!  Please don't.  

There's so many other priorities to handle right now.  How about China and Russia who I believe have been chatting and agreed to 'kick off' at the same time so as to make the refereeing of their invasions into the Ukraine and Tiawan by the USA and NATO really difficult to handle.   What about resolving COVID and the NHS's dire mess.  World Trade post BREXIT still to sort innit?  Inflation and lack of stimulation in the economy is a biggie.  Energy prices and how to fix.  Global Warming.  Policing.  What does the situation look like in Europe?  America?  Is it the same for them?  Etcetera, etcetera.  Gaaahhh!!

Yes, there's nowt as queer as folk as we say in Yorkshire.  Truly.  

In my minds eye every time I think of Boris leading the Conservatives I see this.

And here's Kier Starmer doing his Deliverpoo gig economy job whilst applying to join the Labour party (no, NOT to be confused with the Scottish National People's front) to fight the conservatives.  You can also see what happened to the liberals, a once popular party, when they got things wrong.  You think he's already in because he's the party leader do you.  Lol!  Like me you're an idiot too :-)

Or labours most recent LGBTQIA+ equal rights meeting..

So talking about a bunch of idiots planning a lock in at Number 10 is the most important issue today issit?  No sooner has the new year started that I watch through my 48 inch LCD crystal ball the flan flinging clowns who have again climbed back onto their slime encrusted unicycles and have started another full on pie fight all over again.  This time with the media bashing down the doors to get into the melee.  Everyone will want to have their piece of the turd and puke flavoured flans which are being fed to them off someone else's Greek baggage carousel at warp speed.  Stuff that's being manufactured by a group of hidden aresholes somewhere in the dark murky shadows and fed to the plethora of idiots out there who are doing their best to climb the worlds biggest greasy social influencer flagpole built on the remains of last years nasty social media algorithms.  There's a reality TV show somewhere in all of this...

So prey tell me.  Who is it that has started this latest flan flinging fest?  For sure it's not ITV.  Just who gave them a copy of the supposedly genuine email invitation?  Who has made the allegation?  Who has been saving this morsel of festering pile of do-do's for this length of time?  Allowing it to mature and develop like a particularly bad runny piece of brie cheese for the last 18 months before smashing it into a news hack's face yesterday with a big bang from a starting pistol to get the unicycle riders back on their bikes?  Is it true? Not yet proven but the non idiots will get there in the end.

It's the clowns and idiots in today's society who are running the World.  Just how did they get there?  What mechanisms do we need to disassemble and burn on the Guido Fawkes bonfire to save the World?  Don't know about you but I truly hate all of this piffling in-fighting media charged non-news reporting event.  I'm going back to bed.  

Anyway to finish today's rant.  I read that in a grovelling email to all her Sky colleagues, leaked to MailOnline, Kay Burley said: 'Dear all, I'm an idiot. I'm really very sorry. I know I have let so many of you down. There's really nothing else I can say to excuse my actions.'

At least one of the idiots knows how to bring silly episodes to an end... But cos she’s an idiot, just cannot help getting involved again...

Ciao for now..