LEJOG - If you have come to the BLOG late then read this....

If you have joined this blog late you may be having the what? moment...  Or a what the hell does that mean?  I don't understand?  Weirdo! kinda thoughts and be thinking that I am all bad things to all people, especially children...  If you were to read from the start you would see how many of my thoughts and parts have developed but to help...

Ma Boy - he's my right knee
Our Lass - she's my left knee
Bedroom doors - knee caps
5 Bar Gate - it's my bike - a Koga world traveller also with 80psi (5 bar) tractor tyres...
Audrey II - she's my insatiable stomach
Balloon Dog - he's my, ahem, balloon dog...
My bits - they're generally very close to the balloon dog - you know - my bits..
Hairy Melon - she's my rear end and is also very close to my balloon dog and my bits and Brooks
Brooks is the bike saddle - a nasty smoochy character with hard leathery lips
Crap Nav - my challenging Garmin cycle computer that has been programmed by a twit.
Sainsbury is my carrier bag
Baby Garrowby's - bastard steep children of Garrowby Hill on the A166 in the Yorkshire Wolds
Inbound pipeline - my throat / mouth
Outbound conveyor - I think you get the drift...
Remains of the day - outbound baggage!

Hope that this is sufficient / helps... if not post a comment to ask :-)

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